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Swank Magazine March 2005
Number 96 TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Stephanie
Wide open for business!
18 Letters
Stickiest mail arou
20 Jenn & Chris
A mouth and cunt full of cock!
28 Corpus Delecti
Deadly wheelings and dealings!
33 Harmony
Blonde babe crams her slit!
42 Jizz Bizz
Who's fucking who for what!
46 Jo & Dora
Hot girls who eat cunt!
58 Band Names
At least the music ain't shitty!
62 Teen Of The Month: Holly
Just 18 and ready for the dick!
72 Senor Swanky
Cooler than cold!
75 Candy Lee
Tastes like pussy!
84 Swank's Pranks
Random drawings with punchlines!
87 Laura
Waiting for your cream!
96 How-To
Get your babe wet for Valentine's Day!
98 Jordana & Julio
Insert dick into girlhole!
106 Stuff
Gadgets you need now!
106 FIiXXX
Hooray for videotaped sex!
148 Sin Twins
Dishing out sex knowledge!
153 Montanna Rae
Gives herself a cunt-stuffing!
Editorial Note
What is it that makes a cunt a cunt? Is it the pinkish hue? Is it the sweet suckable
lips? Is it the wet little slit? Or, is it the tight hot hole that every guy wants
to enter? We think it's a combination of everything, and we've got proof to back
up our theory!
Decide for yourself as you take a gander at Stephanie, Jenn, Harmony and Holly's
respective pussies! Take your time and study hard, but when you're finished with
those Gunnies, cram some extra gash examples into your head with Jo, Dora, Candy
Lee, and Laura! And, just to make sure you've done a complete sweep of all the
available slit specimens, dig Montana Rae and Jordana's little pink holes!
And when you've come to your own conclusions, be sure to check out what makes
a band's name a success! Where the fuck did some of these guys come up with these
names? Did the biggest bands in the world sell records based on their monikers,
along with their great music, or doesn't it matter? We don't know, but would you
buy a record from The Tongue Fucking Slit Lickers? Heh, we would!
We've got all this, plus a look into what happens to your lazy bones when you
take the Big Sleep in "Corpus Delecti!" the wit and wisdom of the Sin
Twins, the latest cunt-fucks-for-big-bucks info in Jizz Bizz, the latest tips
on how to be a real man in Senor Swanky, the hottest cum catching babes in FIiXXX,
and a ton more!
—The Editors
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