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Swank Magazine March 2004
Number 83 TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Jana
Red headed babe spreads her pink!
18 Letters
College cuties and damn' her best friend!
22 Alexa & Barry
A cock in every hole!
32 Indian Larry
The biker legend speaks!
37 Jodie
Wanna see where the dildo fits?
46 Naked News
Watch out for the weather report!
50 Lily & Tawny
Labe lickin' lesbos!
58 Senor Swanky
Swingin' stuff, daddy-o!
60 The Art Of Annie Sprinkles
Fine art, porn style!
64 Paula
Blonde, big tits...you dig it!
72 How-To: Sex Exercise
Use it or lose it!
77 Kelli
A fine piece of ass!
86 Stuff
A plethora of prime products!
88 Tales Of The Unexplained
Sick sicknesses!
91 Nikki
Let's do it on the couch!
100 Horny Devils
This chick will make you laugh!
103 Nicoletta
Wanted: one big dick for her cunny!
110 Jizz Bizz
Your personal porn newswire!
112 Rebecca
It's gettin' hot in here!
120 FliXXX
Over 1,200 minutes of cinematic filth!
178 Anarchy Twins
Sound sexual advice from two hotties!
186 Tiffany & James
Anyone ask for jai hardcore anal?
Editorial Note
Rush, rush, rush! Cram as much as you can into how- ever many free minutes you
may have! That's what everyone does, isn't it? What the fuck? Are we scientific
lab rats? Some kind of retarded monkey experiment? We say it's time to relax!
Grab a Swank and calm the fuck down! It's kind of nice to be able to sit, read
this ridiculous paragraph, then flip and see page after page of tight trim, fine
ass, and terrific tits, eh? We say, forget rushing! Everyone should take a nice,
relaxing girl break!
Tough morning? Check out Jodie, Jana, Lily and Tawny! They'll keep you calm! Lunch
sucked you say? Let Alexa, Paula, Kelli, and Nikki take care of the sucking for
you! Not enough time to finish everything up? Nonsense! Allow Tiffany, Nikoletta,
and Rebecca to clean all the little details up for you! One thing the girls of
Swank can't fix—weird medical problems! Check out Tale's of the Unexplained's
"Mysterious Maladies!" and find out that sometimes our own bodies conspire
against us with giant cysts, muffin blindness, and crazy hands! Make sense? Read
and believe!
And after you get over your newfound fear of breakfast food related optometry
problems, check out the artwork of the legendary porn performer, Annie Sprinkle!
This is one talented lady!
We've got all this, plus a profile on biker legend, Indian Larry, what to do with
your lady when it comes to cumming in How To, the latest advice from the hottest
fuck sluts out there, the Anarchy Twins, updates on what the deal is in Jizz Bizz,
ball draining fuck flick reviews in FIiXXX, the Naked News, filthy, smutty, dirty
Letters, the hippest of the cool in Senor Swanky, and more piles of useful (and
sometimes useless) products in Stuff! Relax and have a good one!
—The Editors
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