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Swank Magazine November 2003
Number 78 TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Amberlina
What's tight, blonde, and pink?
16 Letters
A thousand words worth of filth!
19 Lara & Dean
Suckin' cock and stuffin' pussy!
30 50 Hottest TV Chicks
The best boob tube boobies!
34 Patti
Three words: anal dildo action!
40 The Deck Is Stacked And You Lose
Serial killers never play fair!
44 Dana & Sadie
Girl juice, girl juice, everywhere!
54 Jizz Bizz
Blowjobs, anal, and contracts!
57 Amber Rain
Ready for the dicky
64 Tales Of The Unexplained: Sleep Light
Buried alive = not cool!
68 Teen Of The Month: Jasmin
Wanna be her first?
76 Senor Swanky
Where it's at!
80 Kerri & Sommer
DocksideGunny!
88 How To: Sex Outside
Why don't we do it in the road?
91 Cassidey
Flexible and horny!
100 Horny Devils
Sinfully funny jokes!
103 Christie
Tits to die for!
112 Quickies
Truly dumb and dumberer!
114 Kianna & Steve
Can't get wetter than this!
120 FliXXX
Grab yer tissues!
184 Sin Twins
They've got all the answers!
187 Julie & Ben
Unwinding with two holes filled!
Editorial Note
You know what the best part about the world of porn is? Yeah, the fucking, but
there's more! It's the fact that any girl—from the most innocent looking
18-year-old to the hottest, most fuck-worthy slut can participate in it! You take
a look anywhere—a mall, a concert, a bar—and pick out all the girls
who could be in porn, and realize that, chances are, fuck like a porn star anyway!
Ah, the mind boggles!
With that in mind, I give to you the girls of Swank! From A-Z, one to one million,
we've got something for everybody! Check out Amberlina, Kianna, Patti, and Amber
and tell me they aren't the very definition of perfect porn pussy! Or, how about
Jasmin, Cassidy, Kerri and Sommer? These girls were made for this! And you just
can't miss Christie, Julie, Dana and Sadie! That would be the biggest mistake
of your life!
Actually, burying someone alive would be the biggest mistake—of their lives!
See, this used to happen a lot way back when, but it still happens and the results
are nasty! This one's not for the faint of heart—check out Tales of the
Unexplained 's "Sleep Light" and never sleep again!
You know what else is bad? Being possessed by the devil! Sure, they make cute
little movies about it, but when it's real, it's not so funny! Real stories of
true exorcisms in "Devil In a Blue Dress!"
Hey, let's cool off a little—let's talk about the hottest girl in television
history! Who would make it on your list? Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies?
You sick freak! You'll wax something more than nostalgia over our boob tube sex
queens!
Oh, and so not to leave anyone out, (and to prove we haven't gone soft) we've
got an amazing list of Serial Killers for you! Horrible minds yield insane acts—these
guys and gals are the sickest people in the world! Check it out! All this, plus
Senor Swanky, Stuff, Quickies, Letters, FIiXXX, How To, Jizz Bizz, Sin Twins,
and waaaaay more!
—The Editors
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