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Swank Magazine September 2003
Number 76 TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Mia
A great way to start it upl
14 Letters
The sex lives of our readers!
17 Carinne & Mark
Brunette hottie loves cock!
28 Red Light TV
TV like you've never seen!
31 Ambrosia
Give her a lick in her sweet spot!
40 Stuff
It's all good!
43 Lillian & Cherry
Black and white and pink all over!
50 Money Honey
Gash for cash birthday bash!!
55 Penny
Looks like a million bucks!
62 Senor Swanky
This is the easiest way to get cool!
64 Quickies
This is what you get when yer dumb!
67 Anna & Jessica
Two smokin' blondes with a dildol
76 Cannibal Grampa
One sick fucker!
80 Teen Of The Month: Nikoletta
What's better than teen pussy?
88 The Unexplained: All Fired Up
They've got that supernatural glow!
93 Alicia
Let her take your picture!
100 Horny Devils
Jokes aplenty!
102 Venus
Wanna make a trip to her orbit?
110 How-To: Become Multiorgasmic
Thank you, cum again!
113 Joe
This girl is fuckin' sweet!
120 Jizz Bizz
The latest and greatest news!
126 FIiXXX
Hours and hours of pure smut!
126 The Lady & The Temp
A shit job with great benefits'
182 Sin Twins
Identical trim with all the answers!
187 Lily
Flashing outdoors!
Editorial Note
Something occurred to me the other day—this may be your first time taking
a gander at our fine pages! Well, thanks and congratulations are in order! And,
for all you making the return trip, we're grateful as always. Now, let's see...what
can we give you in return for these special events?
How about page after page of unbelievably hot naked girls? It's a done deal with
Mia, Joey, Ambrosia, Lillian and Cherry! Of course, things only get sweeter when
you add Carinne, Penny, Anna and Jessica to the mix! And, you can't leave out
Alicia, Venus, and Lily. That would just be wrong with a capital G!
Of course, in this month's Tales of the Unexplained, that "G" stands
for glow—and that's exactly what the fine people in All Fired Up!"
are all about! Don't ask me how it happens or why the idea of having a human flashlight
around might be pretty cool, but you gotta read it!
Hey, you know what would be really, really cool? Being able to cum about six times
in one sexual encounter! Imagine, you make your chick cum two or three times,
then make yourself do the same three or four more than her! Make her a jealous
little cummer when you read How To Become Multiorgasmic!
And, if you happen to master the multiorgasm thing, we're sure Red Light TV, with
its steaming scenes of smoking hot sex will keep you primed and ready to go! Way
better than those lame-o cable sex programs—you gotta check this out!
Of course, if you were like serial killer, Albert Fish, you'd probably need a
lot more than sexy television to get you off. Maybe some rusty needles through
your sac or something. I won't get into it here, but whatever you read in "Cannibal
Grampa!" is sure to make you cringe! All this, plus Quickies, FIiXXX, Jizz
Bizz, Sin Twins. Horny Devils, Letters, and more, more, more!
—The Editors
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