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Swank Magazine July 2003
Number 74 TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Miranda
The right to remain horny!
16 Letters
Through rain, sluts, slits and heels!
18 Ember & Clown
She said fuck her silly... so he did!
28 The Chef From Hell
A sickening board of fare!
32 Teen Of the Month: Diana
Mmmm, fresh teen pussy!
40 Tales Of The Unexplained:
The Walking Wounded!
44 Jessica, Dani & Staci
Three girls, nine holes!
54 Money Honeys
What would you do for the green?
58 Lily
Watch her play with her pink flower!
68 How To: Get Your Chick Big Boobs
You gotta read this!
71 Katie
I think she wants the dick!
80 Jizz Bizz
Spuzz industry's latest news!
82 Ten Bad Muthas: Nasty Diseases
Avoid these like the plague!
85 Brandy
Goes down smooth!
94 Senor Swanky
What you need to be hep!
96 Stuff
You really need this!
98 Ambrosia
Hot blonde muff!
108 Horny Devils
Beats an unfunny angel!
110 Linda
Beach blanket bimbo!
118 Confessions Of A New York Cabbie
This guy ain't no hack!
122 Michelle & Ken
Pussy-proddin' peep show!
128 Quickies
Stupid is as stupid does)
132 FIiXXX
Time to butter her popcorn!
194 Sin Twins
Who knows sex better?
203 Judith & Mike
She loves toys and boys!
Editorial Note
Big changes are coming! I don't know where or when or with who or in what capacity,
or how it will affect anyone if at all—but you heard it here it first! Big
things are going down! Having made that stunning prediction, let's see what else
we have for you this month...hmm...I see pussy and tits and ass! Check out Michelle,
Diana, Anna, and Jessica! I see amazing oral cramming and Gunny fingering unequaled
anywhere else! See Miranda, Ember, Ambrosia, and Katie! And somewhere—somewhere
in these pages-I see anal! Better go to Brandy, Linda, Lily, and Judith! When
it comes down to it, grand, overstated future foretelling aside, I think most
guys would chew their left arm off to be with these chicks!
Of course, some people don't have to, especially when they've been through some
horribly traumatic crap! In fact, it's possible for some to lose an arm, leg or
more and not even realize it for some time! In Unexplained's "The Walking
Wounded," you're gonna see that having one's head firmly on one's shoulders
is a good thing!
But, if you're unlucky enough to catch any of the spectacular sicknesses we've
got lined up for you in Bad Muthafuckas: Nasty Diseases, you're gonna wish your
head was clean off your body! Flesh eating bacteria, uncontrollable hemorrhaging,
and death, death, death!
Better than all that nasty stuff, we've got some awesome ways for you to get your
chick what you've always wanted! Check out this month's How To, and get the best
bigger boobs for your booby buck! Great stuff!
All this, plus amazing tales from a New York City cab driver, sick stories of
culinary craziness in "The Chef From Hell," Senor Swanky, Stuff, Quickies,
Letters, Horny Devils, FIiXXX, Sin Twins, Jizz Bizz, and a whole lot more! Hey,
better get that flu shot!
—The Editors
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