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Swank Magazine July 2002
Number 61 TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Tiffany
There's nothing finer!
16 Letters
A delivery of debauchery!
19 Brianna & Bob
She gets a good of clicking!
30 Tits, Tats, & Trash!
Chicks in prison!
33 Sharon
Seeks to share her slit with you!
42 Booty Language
Read between her lines!
44 Sasha & Misha
Yes, you're seeing double!
54 Let `er Ride!
A craps primer!
57 Avy
A diamond in the buff!
64 Jizz Bizz
The latest in cummercialism!
66 Jade
Sultry blonde wants it hard!
76 Unexplained:
Handy uses for the dead!
79 Mia & Charles
She sure knows what she's doing!
88 Stuff
Like you don't want it!
91 Daisy
Can anyone handle her?
101 Pranks
Get ready to crack wise!
103 Alisha
Two words: fucking hot!
110 Quickies
More mischief and monkeyshines!
113 Nicole
Looks like a girl I never banged!
120 Flixxx
A fresh look at today's porn
182 Maria, Lilly & Vera
A triumvirate of trim!
Editorial Note
Here's what I overheard last weekend: "Hey man! What's up! I almost didn't
recognize you! Hey, remember that time you were complaining about that constant
dick itch after you bagged that four dollar whore in Jamaica? Or when you drank
that jar of lighter fluid in my parent's basement and shit for 12 hours? Man,
that was cool! Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else." I guess those
were the days. Not mine, mind you, but someone else's.
Well, there's no mistaking the lovely girls of Swank for anything but the little
slices of sweetness that they are! This month, we went all out to bring the best
of the best! Check out Jade, Brianna, and Sharon as they display their unmistakably
perfect bodies! Then, dig it as Avy, Mia, Tiffany, Sasha and Misha put in their
respecti ie- Mb- tIt, uh, i'rnean, t+ivo cente'v`b, ana'you can t' miss aaity,
Alisha, and Nicole's wild spreads—they're too much! And, just when you thought
it was over, boy howdy, think again! Witness the ultimate in smut as Lily, Vera
and Maria get down and filthy in a threeway sent straight from the porn gods!
Completely unrelated is the idea that you can take parts, and sometimes even the
souls, of the recently deceased and use them for your own! Tibetan Buddhists have
been doing it for years, and you see how well those guys are doing with the whole
"total enlightenment" thing! It's a creepy time with "Another Use
For The Dead!" in Tales of the Unexplained!
Then, if you think women's prisons are filled with rug-munching lesbians who have
nothing better to do than trade goods and services with their pussies—you're
absolutely right! But, as we all know—and I never thought I'd say this—pussy
isn't the answer to everything! These are some bad chicks who did some bad shit!
Read all about the locked up ladies in "Tits, Tats, and Trash: Chicks In
Prison"!
Then, before you visit your juicy jailbabe for the of conjugal visit, go make
some extra abugh rbr her bail' or protectlbn money! Swank's got the lowdown on
how you can win at craps! So, gas up the car, hit the casino, roll the bones,
and pray for a fuckin' four, after you check out "Let 'er Ride!"
All this, plus, Jokes, Quickies, Letters, How-To, Stuff, Flixxx and a whole lot
more! Later!
—The Editors
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