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Swank Magazine April 2001
Number 45 TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Samantha
She's got the perfect vacation spot!
12 Letters
Our readers do the damndest things!
14 Aurora & Ronnie
He fills her porthole!
28 Bunny
She likes to keep things very tight-y!
36 Hitting The Deuce!
The return of peepshows past!
39 Jane
Extra! Extra! Naked chick at newsstand!
52 Stacey & Luna
Hey! That's no way to run a veggie stand!
62 Tales of The Unexplained
Don't forget your silver bullets!
66 Tavalia & Billy
Here's one way to clean off!
76 Sondra
Look who was left in the attic!
82 Quickies
Believe it or go screw yourself!
84 Brandy
Such a fine girl!
93 Prank's
Fun, funn, funny!
95 Cherry
My favorite flavor!
102 XXX Reviews
Your monthly smut report!
106 Jade
She's got hot pink!
171 Laura & Liza
I think these girls dig each other!
Editorial Note
This month I refuse to deliver the same old song and dance. Nothing funny. Nothing
witty. Nothing even remotely smart or cute. No innovative, thoughtful, timely,
hip, warm, caring, provocative, trendy, political, socially redeeming, economically
viable, or Socratic words of wisdom. Nothing metaphoric, outrageous, coherent,
emotionally transcendent, morally reprehensible, lengthy, .wordy, overdone, crass
or ludicrous. Not even a little. Nah, I'm not doing any of it today. No sir. But,
I will say this: when I saw this month's tasty selection of ladies for your enjoyment,
I wept. Openly. True story.
Grab some tissues—for the tears—and get a load of these girls! Right
off the bat, Brandy, Jade, Stacey, and Luna kick things up a couple of notches
while Samantha, Aurora, Jane, Laura and Liza redefine the term "eye candy!"
And since we're never satisfied until we've made you completely lose it, Tavalia,
Cherry, Sondra, and Bunny will have you howling for more!
What could a "howling" reference possibly lead to? You guessed it—this
month's Unexplained gives you the lowdown on some real-life werewolves! Were they
actually shape shifting monsters or just medieval serial killers? Forget the full
moon and silver bullets—just get the fuck indoors and away from these wackos!
Some very sick shit in "Hungry Like The Wolf!"
Then, we return to Times Square's porno-riffic peepshow-laden past! The final
installment in our trip back to an almost forgotten land of sex, drugs, and even
more sex! For those who missed it, read this and imagine what could have been!
Take a stroll down one man's unimanaginable memory lane in "Hitting the Deuce!"
And if that weren't enough, check out our very special nude celebrity booklet!
All this, plus, Letters, Quickies, Jokes, and our deliciously filthy XXX Reviews!
The Editors
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