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Swank Magazine January 2001
Number 42 TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Wendy
A schoolgirl who wants to learn!
12 Letters
All mail sex!
14 Alana & Erik
He stuffs her gnoochi!
29 Victoria
She's your new gym partner!
36 Cyberpornstars
Move over Jenna here's my aunt Josie!
40 Kyla & Alexa
Baking clams in the desert heat!
50 Redneck Games
Spittin' and belchin'gold medals!
52 Liza
Wine drinking and cock sucking
62 Tales Of the Unexplained
Rest and rel"axe"ation!
67 Cameron
Watch her stick it in!
74 Tina
Six pages of bliss!
80 Quickies
82 Jordan
She's beautiful and nude!
92 Swank's Pranks
Ooooh, that's funny! Now blow me!
94 Erotica L.A.
Bye, bye, Miss American fur pie!
96 Tabitha
A bewitching ball drainer!
107 Tyler
Kiss her pouty lips!
116 Top Ten XXX Videos Reviews
Would you like to see some feeelthy movies?
171 Vivianca & Michael
He splits her tasty tamale!
Editorial Note
If the girls in my high school looked anything like the girls in this magazine,
sure as shit, I'd go to the of class reunion. Its a few years away, but you have
to think, do you really want to talk to people you never talked to anyway? "Oh,
it's great to see you!" Bullshit. You were a cunt back then and by all accounts,
you're a cunt now. Everyone will be the same, so big fucking deal. And you know
there'll be that one ugly bitch who turned into a fucking supermodel, just to
make you choke, and you'll be sitting there, wishing that you would have been
nice enough to her back then to make her want to blow you now. Yeah, I'll be there.
You'll see it. Fuckers.
Seriously, if anyone looked like Wendy, Victoria, Cameron or Tina, I would have
enjoyed school. Maybe if Kyla, Alexa, Jordan and Tabitha were in my Algebra class...who
am I kidding, I still would've gotten a fucking "D." And if Tyler, Vivanica,
Liza, and Mile were in my psychology class, I wouldn't have fallen asleep.
Speaking of falling asleep, this month's Unexplained will put an end to that for
you! Sleepwalking turns to sleep shooting and suicide in some of the most bizarre
crimes ever! Are there ways to prevent this from happening? Were they really asleep
or was it all an excuse to kill? Find out in "Sleepwalking Slayers!"
Then, we have a way for you to meet women over the Internet and get to know them
real well in "Nothing But Net!" Meet 'em, greet 'em, and then give 'em
the dick! Check it out as Swank's on the scene to see the latest and greatest
porn wares over at the "Erotica L.A." convention. Finally, it's time
to grease up your pig and get the pickup out of the front yard, cause the "Redneck
Games" are here! Yee-haw! All this, plus Quickies, Jokes, Letters, and our
XXX Reviews!
The Editors
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