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Swank Magazine July 2000
Number 35 TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Bridgette
School's out and she wants to party!
14 Letters
Real XXX stories!
18 Mary Jane & Bobbi
Two steamy brunettes
28 Topless! Stopless! Crotchless!
How to Buy Your Babe Lingerie!
31 Becky
Young and willing to please!
38 Quickies
Sexy stories from around the world!
40 Ashley & Sean
She's thirsty for his love!
50 CES
Out-of-control pornstars put the "sin" in Sin City!
54 Treasure
Aaaaargh! 'Tis a fine booty!
64 Dora
She wants you to see her butt!
70 Tales Of The Unexplained:
Celebrity curses in Hell-iwood
74 Barbi
Flashing in the great outdoors!
82 Party Girl
A young girl's erotic journey from Milan to...a whorehouse!
86 Nathalie
Examine her head to toe!
97 Swank's Prank
Use these jokes to get chicks!
98 XXX Reviews
The latest pussy performances!
102 Holli Woods
Tats for tits!
104 Kathryn
White cotton panties and a pretty pink blossom!
115 Abbey
A sophisticate goes slutty!
117 Linda & Susan
Two girls, four pairs of lips!
184 Next Month
Look into the future of smut!
Editorial Note
Iis not a good idea to bring food onto an airplane. These three fuckers behind
me must have brought some specially prepared broccoli and shit dish with them
on the way home last week. Real nasty. Some couple brought a cheese wheel on board.
A five hour fucking flight with a warm cheese wheel. Please, eat before you even
get near the gate. If you have to cram something down your maw, make it a stick
of chewing gum. Oh yeah, and don't write any crazy messages in the airplane bathroom
either. After a relatively long wait, I get in there, there's garbage everywhere,
it stinks like who knows what and someone had the indecency to write the word
"twat" on the wall. What the fuck? That's just low class.
Listen, and this is just for your benefit, the next time one of your friends tells
you that a muffin, of any flavor, is slightly phallic, you tell them to go fuck
themselves! There's no such thing as a "cock muffin," alright? You don't
have to put up with that kind of nonsense.
This month, we've saved the best for first, last and everything in between! That's
right, check it out as Bridgette, Nathalie, and Abbey kick things off the right
way! Becky, Linda and Susan keep your balls rolling as Treasure, Jane and Bobbi
serve it up hot and smutty! And, just when you think you can take a little more
blammo!—the knockout punch is delivered with Kathryn, Dora, Barbi, Ashley
and Sean!
Speaking of knockouts, this month's Tales of the Unexplained uncovers some of
Hollywood's most bizarre career k.o.'s in "Demonic Curses In The City Of
Angels!" If you thought they had it all, think again! Then, read all about
one woman's quest to get it all in her first trip to a whorehouse in "Party
Girl!" And if that weren't enough, there's a special on picking out sexy
lingerie for your lady in "Topless, Stopless, Crotchless: How to Buy Your
Babe Lingerie!" All this, plus, Letters, Jokes, Quickies, Holli, and XXX
Reviews!
The Editors.
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