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Swank Magazine Holiday 1999
Number 28 TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Mila
What a way to open up!
14 Letter
Read 'em and let your joy stick weep.
18 Emma
Bend over and spread!
26 Holli Woods
Space nerds in lust!
28 Sandy & Cindy
Take a picture-It'll last longer!
36 Tat fot Tit
A primer for her first tattoo!
39 Cassandra
She's the star of your wet dream!
46 Tales of the Unexplained: Unusual Falling Objects
Heads up! There's a flank steak at midnite!
50 Ashley & Sean
It's the Insane Clown Pussy!
58 Quickies
Run for your lives, it's a sex bomb!
61 Mischel
A bitchin' beach babe bares her butt!
68 Star Struck
The birthday orgy continues!
70 Bad Girl Winner: Barbara
You voted this lovely #1!
78 Gabrielle
Sweet shaved beaver!
84 XXX-Mas Cheer
For your holiday cartoon jollies!
86 Lindsey
Too cute to be this nasty!
97 Swank's Pranks
Party stoppers guaranteed as panty droppers!
98 Flixx of the Month
A virtual Pornocopia!
102 Julia
A hard bodied hottie in heat!
111 Zenna
Mouth watering breasts!
176 Kirsty & Kelvin
We dig chick's with specs!
EDITORIAL NOTE
Aquick year in review without getting on any kind of political or social soapbox:
some good things happened, some bad things happened and some things stayed the
same. Sounds pretty normal. Hopefully for you, the good outweighed the bad. If
not, take a minute—things could be worse! You could be lost in the Himalayas
or eating fruitcake or something! Right now, you've got Swank—things are
pretty damn good! But they only get better! Will you get what you ask for this
year? Who knows! In an effort to thwart all of those who refuse to give you what
you want, we have assembled an absolutely perfect set of women to fulfill your
greatest wish list! They're better than eggnog with lighter fluid or that yellow
sweater from your bearded aunt who smells like tapioca! So, let's meet the girls
who want to unwrap their very special gifts for you in this extra special holiday
issue!
First up, Mila, Emma, Zenna and Cassandra make the holiday season that much greater
by spreading cheer, joy and their legs! Think of having or Gabrielle waiting for
you under the tree on Christmas morning! Miss the hot summer months? Imagine seeing
Mischel at your local beach! Warm up some more with the lovely Julia in a blistering
desert photo scene! See Sandy crash Cindy's exclusive photo shoot—you won't
mind! Watch Ashley & Sean clown around! We're seeing red (and pink) and you
will, too when you see Lindsey deal with her cabin fever! Kirsty & Kelvin
round things out with a hot dick smokin' scene! And, ladies and gentlemen, here
she is—Barbara—Swank's Annual Bad Girl Winner!
And just when you thought we ran out of gifts—there's a special XXX-mas
holiday cartoon section full of festive debauchery! While you're at it, check
out Unexplained, where some of the weirdest things fall from the sky and we don't
mean reindeer shit! Marylin and Holli give you an inside view of porn life, and
believe us, it's everything you think it is! Don't forget our Readers' Letters
and, as always, see what's new and exciting in the world of porn cinema in our
XXX Reviews.
Happy Holidays!
—The Editors
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